Brian Foster, used to write under
the assumed name of Vonn Auld Kopp
to avoid problems with his
department's administration. He's
spent thirty four years in law
enforcement. Twenty three of those
years were spent in Houston's
Homicide Division as a
Detective/Sergeant. Homicide investigation exposes the most human side of life, and if you don't
get personally involved it can be darned entertaining as well. He attempts in
both books to expose his readers to aspects of life that have brought
to what otherwise would be horrific situations. These books attempt to
show how homicide investigators (like soldiers) seek out humor in an attempt
to counterbalance the carnage they
Unwarranted accusations about being
a multi-degreed Red Neck have been
leveled at this author. His accuser's slurs began following Vonn's advanced studies into the unspeakable tongue (language skills and verbage) of the North American Street Animal.
His mother could very well be wrong
about him you know.
His second book (More
Homicidal Humor) goes into a multitude of police
shootings as well as wild stories about life on
the street. These are both "take no
prisoners" kind of books that beat up on
black trash, white trash and brown trash. He on
occasion takes pot shots at police
department administrators along the way. Scattered
among the humor is a realistic insight into
investigative techniques as well as the thought
processes of lower forms of life on the street.
Your mother never told you how you would know a
homosexual murder from a heterosexual murder the
moment you walked into a room. Brian however can
enlighten you. Both of his books reflect the
writer's "Been There-Done That-Stepped in
It" attitude. Similarly his books are written
in the language of a Texas good ol' boy and they
speak of things that most of the world will never
see or hear about.
Disclaimer: No person or event represented in
this book is real; these are just stories told to me by the big kids.